Ear-pets

In the 18th centuary it was fashionable to have an ear pet. Masonary bees were very popular.

Tennis

Strawberrys make you good at tennis.

Swans

Swan will be on the menu again as EU equality rules relax this age old ban.

Swan rights campaigners welcome the news, a spokesman said "...it's about time swans had the same rights as chickens"

Cheese

If you fart on cheese it matures more quickley