Monday 15 December 2008

Santa...

...can travel faster than the speed of light.

Monday 8 December 2008

Wind

If you fart lying down it doesn't smell.

Friday 5 December 2008

Christmas

90% of people hate Christmas. And a staggering 86% of people don't believe one can have a virgin birth.

20% of people aged 23 and over still believe in Santa, I was shocked that 80% don't and I'm 36.