Tools

A staggering 80% of 14 year-olds have never used a chainsaw!!!!
And according to our survey 95% thought a chisel was a type of shoe.

Curry

The warm towels you get at the end of a curry are to ward off evil spirits that make you feel drunk. It is unknown as to whether this is true or not.

Bum crack

0.5% of people are born with their bum crack going ther wrong way. It is said that this is the reason that early man started to wear trousers.