If you want tropical fish to breed then you simply turn up the temperature in the tank by a couple of degrees.The male and female fish will produce little baby fish - mostly via egg some directly.
If however you only have male fish in your tank then some of these fish will become gay.
Wednesday, 1 June 2011
Monday, 6 December 2010
Duvet Days
In the England and Wales, civil servants get 7 "duvet-days" in addition to their annual leave entitlement.
In Scotland civil servants get 18 duvet-day.
In Scotland civil servants get 18 duvet-day.
Thursday, 25 November 2010
Moustache
If you grow a moustache, providing you're not grey, the colour will be the same as you hair was when you were 6.
This is why you see a lot of people with ginger moustaches.
This is why you see a lot of people with ginger moustaches.
Tuesday, 2 November 2010
Friday, 8 October 2010
Chilian Miners
When the access hold is completed they are sending in musicians first to keep the miners entertained until the 2nd access shaft has been completed.
Thursday, 30 September 2010
Autralia
Until relatively recently Australia used to have left and right the other way round to England and America. This led to confusion for visitors and Australian travellers, which led to the law being changed to comply with England, who are credited with inventing the left-right system.
It wasn't until this law was changed that Australia and England decided to drive on the same side of the road.
It wasn't until this law was changed that Australia and England decided to drive on the same side of the road.
Thursday, 29 July 2010
Ear-pets
In the 18th centuary it was fashionable to have an ear pet. Masonary bees were very popular.
Swans
Swan will be on the menu again as EU equality rules relax this age old ban.
Swan rights campaigners welcome the news, a spokesman said "...it's about time swans had the same rights as chickens"
Swan rights campaigners welcome the news, a spokesman said "...it's about time swans had the same rights as chickens"
Tuesday, 8 June 2010
Tennis
To comply with European equlity laws tennis scoring is to be decimalised. Although not yet known it is rumoured that 15-30-40 is to be replaced by a log-base-10 system.
Lifts
To comply with EU health 'n safety, in department stores all lifts are required to stop at all floors whether they need to or not.
Thursday, 6 May 2010
Election Day
Strangely most people fill in their polling card with their left hand. It is thought that this practice dates back to medevil times - the right hand being left free to use a sword.
Tea
60% of cups of tea haven't been stirred properly. This results in a sweetness gradient which some traditionalists regard as unpalatable.
Monday, 19 April 2010
Tools
A staggering 80% of 14 year-olds have never used a chainsaw!!!!
And according to our survey 95% thought a chisel was a type of shoe.
And according to our survey 95% thought a chisel was a type of shoe.
Curry
The warm towels you get at the end of a curry are to ward off evil spirits that make you feel drunk. It is unknown as to whether this is true or not.
Bum crack
0.5% of people are born with their bum crack going ther wrong way. It is said that this is the reason that early man started to wear trousers.
Wednesday, 31 March 2010
Ear wax
The unique solvent properties of petrol make it perfect for removing ear-wax, just a few drops is all you need!
Saturday, 13 March 2010
Home made camera
In the same way that a loud speeaker can be used as a microphone, a television can be used as a camera.
Gas
In the same way that filling a kettle with hot water makes electricity, if you pass hot water the wrong way through a boiler you can make gas.
Thursday, 11 March 2010
White Paint
It costs considerably more to make white paint due to white not being a real colour. In order to make it they have to mix all the other colours together.
The birth of the Internet
The first websites got developed as part of a bet between two computer scientists.
Mushrooms
Mushrooms contain enough spores to cross the whole of the Isle of Wight (when laid end to end).
Pancakes
The oil on the underside of pancakes aids their flight in the air due to the extra slippy'ness of the underside. It was this that gave the Wright's brothers the idea of flight.
Monday, 8 March 2010
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Sunday, 7 February 2010
Friday, 1 January 2010
Thursday, 13 August 2009
Good luck
In the same way that it is good luck to find a 4 leaf clover, in some countries it is good luck to witness a car crash, an event that you will not see many times in your life. Witnessing your own car crash however is not considered good luck though, for obvious reasons.
Tuesday, 21 April 2009
Yodaism
Yodaism is a speech impediment whereby the afflicted speaks like Yoda.
I've recently found out that some people actually want to speak like this!
http://www.yodaspeak.co.uk/index.php
...and it seems to be called Yodish.
I've recently found out that some people actually want to speak like this!
http://www.yodaspeak.co.uk/index.php
...and it seems to be called Yodish.
Keyboard
If you press all the keys down on your PC keyboard at the same time you get a special character that no one has ever seen.
Monday, 13 April 2009
Thursday, 2 April 2009
Thursday, 5 March 2009
Tuesday, 17 February 2009
Tuesday, 6 January 2009
Bath plugs
Most peoples' bath plugs are attached to their bath by too much chain. If this surplus chain was removed and joined together then the chain would stretch over 3 times round the earth.
Headphones
Some people cannot wear in-ear headphones as this awakens a prehistoric fear that they have a newt crawling inside their ear.
Monday, 15 December 2008
Monday, 8 December 2008
Friday, 5 December 2008
Christmas
90% of people hate Christmas. And a staggering 86% of people don't believe one can have a virgin birth.
20% of people aged 23 and over still believe in Santa, I was shocked that 80% don't and I'm 36.
20% of people aged 23 and over still believe in Santa, I was shocked that 80% don't and I'm 36.
Thursday, 6 November 2008
Tuesday, 28 October 2008
Friday, 10 October 2008
Monday, 6 October 2008
Blood pressure
Removing blood from yourself can effectively lower your blood pressure. Obvious really!
Wet
If you put the hand of someone who is asleep in a bowl of water then they'll wet the bed.
Trying this on your young children is non-conclusive as they wet their beds anyway, but it can be just as much fun.
Trying this on your young children is non-conclusive as they wet their beds anyway, but it can be just as much fun.
Sunday, 5 October 2008
Spiders
The number of miles crawled accross your face when you are asleep by spiders is on average 0.75 per year!
Finger in drill
If you tighten your index finger in the chuck of a handheld drill and get someone else to hold the drill, after applying power to the drill eventually you'll do a somersault.
Friday, 3 October 2008
A Googolplex
...is a number and there aren't enough atoms in the universe to write down this number in full! Actually this might be true, so perhaps not a candidate fict.
One from my childhood...
If you chew chewing-gum for long enough, not only does it get its flavour back, but it changes colour too!
Thursday, 2 October 2008
Dot-to-dots
If you joint the dots up in reverse order, you get a different picture.
If you only join the prime numbers up you always get a straight line, this is called Dot's law named after Dot, who discovered it.
If you join the dots in a random order then you get a random picture.
If you only join the prime numbers up you always get a straight line, this is called Dot's law named after Dot, who discovered it.
If you join the dots in a random order then you get a random picture.
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