Tennis

To comply with European equlity laws tennis scoring is to be decimalised. Although not yet known it is rumoured that 15-30-40 is to be replaced by a log-base-10 system.

Lifts

To comply with EU health 'n safety, in department stores all lifts are required to stop at all floors whether they need to or not.

Teeth

When you clean your teeth they heat up by 9 degrees.